Saturday, October 24, 2009

Madame 45 the Huntress



It is a well known fact that Madame is a huntress. She can take down a caribou or a moose with the best of them. In fact, Field and Stream Magazine called her a hero. Sadly, I'm not allowed to go with her or the rest of the family when they go hunting. It's too cold, and they don't want me to malfunction.

I must let you know that Madame is also a huntress in the metaphorical sense, too. She not only hunts caribou and moose; she sometimes hunts donkeys and RINOs. One day she just may hunt the gators that infest the sewers and swamplands that infest Washington D.C.. This week, she decided that she was going to do a little RINO hunting when she endorsed conservative candidate Doug Hoffman on Thursday. Madame isn't against Rs, but she really doesn't like it when they act like RINOs. Just like she said on Thursday:
Doug Hoffman stands for the principles that all Republicans should share: smaller government, lower taxes, strong national defense, and a commitment to individual liberty.

Political parties must stand for something. When Republicans were in the wilderness in the late 1970s, Ronald Reagan knew that the doctrine of "blurring the lines" between parties was not an appropriate way to win elections. Unfortunately, the Republican Party today has decided to choose a candidate who more than blurs the lines, and there is no real difference between the Democrat and the Republican in this race. This is why Doug Hoffman is running on the Conservative Party's ticket. (emphasis LOTUS)

Now I don't know if you can make chili out of RINOs or if Madame simply wants to mount the RINO on the wall, but she certainly wants them to act like conservatives. Back in August of 2008, Madame had this to say, " The GOP needs to live the planks of its platform, not just offer lip service. " I don't know if Madame will return to electoral donkey hunting after doing some RINO hunting, but if she does, she certainly knows what to do.

2 comments:

Bill589 said...

Yeah I think RINO season comes right before donkey season.

She doesn’t give me a tingle up my leg, but she does give me hope. That’s a lot better.

ladydawnelle said...

ROFLMAO @ field dressing a donkey!
hahahhaha!

(x donkey here) ;-)