Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Stand Up for Our Nation

Madame is entering into a new endeavor, a group called "Stand Up for Our Nation". Madame is all about standing, except when she is sitting down to write a bestselling book, a Facebook post, or an awesome op-ed. When she ran for governor, "Take a Stand" was her campaign theme.



When she resigned from being Governor, Madame was still taking a stand:

My choice is to take a stand and effect change – not hit our heads against the wall and watch valuable state time and money, millions of your dollars, go down the drain in this new environment. Rather, we know we can effect positive change outside government at this moment in time, on another scale, and actually make a difference for our priorities – and so we will, for Alaskans and for Americans.


Now, Madame continues to take a stand by standing up for our nation and encouraging others to do the same. Unlike the Great Opologizer who would rather apologize for our nation instead of stand up for it. I cannot forget poor VP Hair Plugs. When he asks people to take a stand, he usually ends up with his foot in his mouth.



Oh, how I wish I could stand up for our nation too, but I'm just a laptop. I hope that Madame buys me one of these laptop stands, so that I can stand up for our nation!

3 comments:

Karen Allen said...

Ahahahaha, the laptop stand is great.

It appears to be a little more stable than the dinner tray method, and maybe you won't topple to the floor so much when Trig and Tripp are around.

LoveThatGirl said...

I love the "Our Nation" part.

bestbud said...

Another great one Whitney

I can hear TOTUS now!... no! no! no! don't take my stand!... I get in deep trouble!