While First Dude was back in Alaska preparing for the Iron Dog Race, Madame and I got to head to the Daytona 500. The Softy Southpaws seem to think that only Redneck bitter clingers like NASCAR racing. However, rather than a redneck event, Madame saw this as an "All-American event". Of course Madame doesn't really care about such supposed insults, like being called a redneck. May I remind you what Madame said about rednecks during the presidential campaign:
Sadly, NASCAR officials did not allow me to wave the checkered flag at the end of the race. Sigh.Madame's doing a book signing and a speech tomorrow. More info later.
You sure do have a fun job, LOTUS. I'm so jealous! Of course, any employment at all is getting to be my idea of...well, if not fun, at least desirable...but you have truly hit the big time!
*Madame 45- Governor Sarah Palin *First Dude- Todd Palin *The Great Opologizer- President Barack Obama *Vice President Hair Plugs- Vice President Joe Biden *Softy Southpaws- Liberals *Meg "the Enforcer" Stapleton- Meghan Stapleton, Sarah Palin's spokesperson *John McAnonymous- Senator John McCain *TOTUS- Teleprompter of the United States, President *Obama's teleprompter *LOTUS- Laptop of the United States, Governor Palin's laptop, shrinking government one Facebook post and op-ed at a time! *BOTUS-Blackberry of the United States-Governor Palin's blackberry, another technological tool in the fight against government growth.
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You sure do have a fun job, LOTUS. I'm so jealous! Of course, any employment at all is getting to be my idea of...well, if not fun, at least desirable...but you have truly hit the big time!
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