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Well,well, well. It has been quite the interesting last 24 hours. Last night we heard Steve Schmuck spread lies about Madame on 60 Minutes. It's all good though; Steve Schmuck and Katie "the Perky One" Couric have something in common: their credibility is indirectly proportionate to the length of their hair.
But the big news of the day is that Madame is going to be a contributor to Fox News! This means that she will probably get to work with some of the cool people I've met in New York and throughout the country like Sean, Bill, and Greta. She's also going to be doing periodic episodes of a show called "Real American Stories" about Americans overcoming adversity. I wonder if that means we'll be going on more road trips! I know one thing for sure. This move means that Madame is now officially the JOTUS: Journalist of the United States. Next move: POTUS!
The BOTUS informed me that this was such big news that Madame had become a trending topic on twitter when the news first came out. Then, tonight, Madame and BOTUS tweeted this message.
Allow the LOTUS to play political pundit for a moment. The Great Communicator began as a media personality then became a governor before becoming President. Madame may just be rearranging his playbook by starting as Governor, then working as a media personality before becoming President.
Madame, the Arctic Fox, may end up being crazy like a Fox by being on Fox!