Today is First Dude 45 forty-fifth birthday! I don't know what the Palins have planned for the First Dude's big day, but it will be different than last year when we were traveling the country campaigning. Last year, Madame gave him a 60 day road trip for his birthday. Oh, she's a funny one. I wonder what she will get him this year--a trip to China perhaps?
*Madame 45- Governor Sarah Palin *First Dude- Todd Palin *The Great Opologizer- President Barack Obama *Vice President Hair Plugs- Vice President Joe Biden *Softy Southpaws- Liberals *Meg "the Enforcer" Stapleton- Meghan Stapleton, Sarah Palin's spokesperson *John McAnonymous- Senator John McCain *TOTUS- Teleprompter of the United States, President *Obama's teleprompter *LOTUS- Laptop of the United States, Governor Palin's laptop, shrinking government one Facebook post and op-ed at a time! *BOTUS-Blackberry of the United States-Governor Palin's blackberry, another technological tool in the fight against government growth.