Thursday, August 27, 2009

Meet my best friends, the BOTUSes!

If there is one thing (and I think there only may be one thing) that Madame and the Great Opologizer agree on, it is their love of Blackberries. Not the fruit, but the smart phone. I have been deemed the LOTUS, as Madame and I have done quite a bit of work together lately, but when Madame was governor, the BOTUSes (or is it BOTUSI, I don't know the plural form) did a lot of the work. The BOTUSes (the Blackberries of the United States) are my best friends. We spent a lot of time together. It's great because we are all multilingual (HTML, Javascript etc), so we can communicate with each other very well. I would call them my BFFs, but I don't want to sound like Meghan McCain. The BOTUSes were responsible for a lot of Madame's tweets as governor. They were even in a photo with her for her Runner's World interview. The BOTUSes and I agree that working for Madame is a lot of hard work, but it is good work. We love it. We are also quite impressed by Madame's multitasking ability. She has the ability to hold onto to both BOTUSes, Trig, and Trig's bottle all while talking to constituents with a smile on her face. Can you do that, Mr. President?


Karen Allen said...

AHAHAHA, that's so funny.

I like to call my BB a CB = Crackberry.

Vicki said...

So they'd be COTUSes Crackberries of the United States!

Anonymous said...

Just used Obama quote generator! :)

"I think it's time we had a national conversation about anonymous. We need to get past all the liberals and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming trolls. We need conservatives, not liberals. Conservatives are our Sarah Palin. And we need to have change in anonymous."

"These people haven't had Sarah Palin for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their liberals and their liberals and their trolls. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have conservatives."

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about anonymous. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old liberals. Ordinary Americans believe in conservatives, they want less liberals, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in Sarah Palin."

LOL x 100000!

upinak said...

Well, there IS a reason I don't use a crackberry...

I can't put up over 50 different windows!!!!

LOL... good one LOTUS ;)