Energy "Face-Palms"

Since handgate came out over the weekend, I've decided to give a new name to Madame's Facebook posts: "face-palms". Generally, the term "face palm" is a reaction to a bad event, but I'd like to turn that around to say that it means Madame wrote something good! Just like Madame made the phrase, "going rogue", a good thing, so we'll make the phrase "face-palm" a good thing!

Last night and today, Madame posted two good notes, one about the Obama administrations lies about their seriousness in offshore drilling and the other about the progress of a oil project at Pt. Thomson. She even linked an ADN article in that one; that might increase their traffic a thousand fold!

We even took the time to tweet Uncle Glenn a happy birthday. They are only a day apart, you know? Tomorrow's the big day! Madame's birthday! I'll fill you in on the detail tomorrow!

Joke's on You, Liberals!

Well, well, well. It appears that some of the Softy Southpaws are a little late to the party and think they are so funny, trying to mock Madame by writing on their hands. Yes, I'm talking to you, Gibbsy and Angria Mitchell! Well, I've decided to respond to the libs with some palm writing of my own as you can see above! You see, as I pointed out in the last post, Madame was a step ahead of the liberals when she campaigned with Governor Perry on Sunday. The joke's on you, liberals!

Even yesterday, when Madame spoke twice at a logging convention in California, she was ahead of the liberals when she wrote, "loggers rock" on her hand. Madame is very appreciative of the logging industry, and they are very appreciative of her as well. Do you know how many trees had to be cut in order to produce all of the paper for the millions of books Madame has sold?

It was a busy day yesterday. We started off in Texas where Madame spoke at a "Get Motivated" event before we headed to California for the logging speeches. We even took a little time to offer condolences to Congressman Murtha's family in his passing. Madame is certainly classy.

It was quite a busy weekend; time for me to slip into hibernation mode! I do want your opinion though. Madame's birthday is on Thursday. I have e-bay, amazon, and a slew of other sites bookmarked. What should I get her?

Tea Party, "Hand-Gate", and Texas!

Whew! It has been quite the weekend. I'm so tired! As I'm sure you all heard, Madame gave a heck of a speech down in Nashville at the Tea Party Convention! Madame called out the Great Opologizer on many fronts, even "calling him a charismatic guy with a teleprompter". Poor TOTUS. All he is trying to do is his job. Madame spent considerable time speaking on national security issues, the need to return to free market principles, and the power of the tea party movement. Madame even took some time to answer some questions. The moderator referenced the idea of President Palin, in which the crowd went nuts as did twitter. "President Palin" was a trending topic for a while. My heart was beaming, if I had a heart. What emerged from this though? "Hand-gate"! Oh the horrors! Madame writes a few notes on the palm of her hand (the words "energy" "cut taxes" and "lift American spirits"), and it gives the Left a collectiv(ist) heart attack. Oh no! She's such a cheater! Never mind that their hero, the Great Opologizer, uses a teleprompter to speak to 6th graders! Are you kidding me?

Madame of course took this all in stride, and even poked fun at the situation by writing "hi mom" on her hand today at the Rick Perry rally in Texas! Oh Madame, you slay me!


Madame did some campaigning for Texas Governor, Rick Perry, and she also became a honorary Texan today! It's been an exhilarating weekend! I can't wait to see what the next week holds!

We're Not in Kansas Anymore!

Madame gave a barnburner of a speech last night. Believe me, we were in Kansas; there are a lot of barns to burn! I was backstage, but from what I "heard", it almost sounded more like a campaign speech than a Chamber of Commerce speech.

Well, we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto! We're off to a Tea Party convention in Nashville tonight. I have my tea and crumpets ready for the event. If you're like me, you don't have cable. However, as the LOTUS, there's always the internet! Madame's speech will begin at 8 PM central time! If you want to catch it online, then check out one of these two links: PalinTV or Pajamas Media.

Check it out! You know it's going to be great!

What Are We Doing this weekend?

BOTUS checked out Madame's schedule on her calendar and gave me an update. We're going to be busy. We'll be in Kansas to speak at the Salinas Chamber of Commerce tomorrow.

Then, on Saturday, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto! Saturday is the main event! Madame is speaking at the Tea Party convention. I'll betcha that it'll be it'll be a speech that will make Samuel Adams proud. I wonder if they will serve crumpets there?

You can catch the speech on TV. Take your pick; it'll be on Fox, MSNBC, and C-SPAN. I hope that on MSNBC they have Tingles Matthews, Rachel Madcow, and Olby comment after the speech. It would be awesome to see their heads explode all in real time. I bet C-SPAN is excited that they get to show a speech from the future President, especially since the current President isn't showing the health care meetings on C-SPAN like he promised. It's going to be a great speech! Then, Madame appears on her first Sunday show on Foxnews. I cannot forget that Madame will be campaigning for Governor Perry in Texas on Super Bowl Sunday. Teg Nugent will be there too. Cat Scratch Fever, anyone? I'll keep you all posted on all our fun plans.

I have to tell you all. I talked to TOTUS today, and he is so embarrassed! The Great Opologizer mispronounced "corpsman"; he pronounced it phonetically! TOTUS works so hard, and then his boss blows it. Poor guy!

Tea Part-ay!

I knew it was coming. When the Great Opologizer released his budget yesterday, you knew Madame would have to respond. I mean, I have to convert the budget numbers into scientific notation just so I don't go crazy! Madame even started it out calling out the inefficiency and waste of FLOTUS's childhood obesity initiative:

The White House recently announced its pricey Childhood Obesity Initiative to tell us what we should feed our kids. Helpful I’m sure – but most Americans would rather see government focus on other important areas right now. We know what our kids should eat: more healthy food, less junk food.

Ouch,Madame. I think that made FLOTUS choke on her arugula.

Madame also spent a great deal of time calling out the spending, increased federal payroll, and the increased debt of the budget. You all know how Madame doesn't like debt. She won't even let me use a red font because of this!

We also posted on Facebook about Madame's Tea Party Convention op-ed discussing why she is speaking at this event. Madame may share her mind on Facebook, but she shared her heart with this op-ed. Read it! It didn't hurt that she gave a shout out to our work on Facebook and Twitter, too. It looks like will be checking out a few tea par-tays in the near future too!

Madame Calls out a Dead Fish

Today we posted a smackdown of one the Great Opologizer's top guys, Rahm. But before that Madame made a quick note of the President's proposed budget. Wow, there are a lot of zeroes there. I may have to convert that into scientific notation to make it easier to read. The guy wants to spent between 3 and 4 trillion dollars! Madame called such spending "mind boggling" and a "debt explosion".

However, the main point of this post was to address Rahm's insult of special needs individuals. You just don't do that and expect Madame to sit idly by. In fact, she even called for him to be removed from the inner circle of the President. The President has not addressed Rahm's lack of decency. Hmm. I contacted TOTUS to see what Rahm's thoughts were, and TOTUS said they were something to this effect: $@*&(*&$#. Wow. I know I've never see such filth fly from Madame's fingers.

I anticipate that Madame will receive a dead fish from Rahm any day; it seems to be is MO when someone writes things he doesn't like.