Another One Bites the Dust!

One of the crazies was slapped down today by a judge. Andree McLeod, who you might know better as the Falafel Lady or the Cleavage Czar in Going Rogue, has tried multiple times to try to get a judge to rule that Madame shouldn't have used a personal e-mail account for work. Hey, Madame used both BOTUS and me for such business, and Madame did business well and did it ethically! This lady will likely be at it again, but in the mean time, I'd like to dedicate a song to the Falafel Lady:




Stop frivolously complaining, lady!

Sarah's Socialist Sandwich

I've just returned from the bowels of the internet, and I'm feeling quite icky! I need to do a virus scan STAT! Apparently, the HuffPo has been running a story about Madame's speech in Canada on Saturday (click on the link at your own risk). They claim that since the Heaths went to Canada so that Madame's brother could receive treatment for a burn, that must mean that Madame supports socialized medicine. The LSM has really lost it now. In summary, Madame is smart, but she didn't have political opinions on health care policy when she was a young child. Also, her brother couldn't have received socialized health care because it didn't exist at that time in Canada, and when it did exist, it was only available to residents. Geesh!

However, I must say that I could very easily write a piece for the HuffPo using a JPEG of a cute, young Sarah eating a sandwich that I have saved on my hard drive . I don't want to give the crazies any ideas, but I think I'd like to pose as a HuffPo "journalist" for a moment:

Apparently, not only did the Heath family utilize universal health care from Canada, they also received government rationed food from the USSR. As you can see in the picture below, a young Sarah Heath is eating a sandwich. But that's not just any sandwich. That bread came from the USSR. Since you can see the USSR from anywhere in Alaska, it must take no time to travel there. So, the Heath family, rather than go to the store or bake their own bread, went to the USSR to stand in line for hours and hours to get their government rationed loaf of bread all so little Sarah could eat this sandwich.

Wow. I feel so dirty stooping so low and lying so much. Shame on me for even pretending.

Sarah's Twitter Triumph

Well, my friends (sorry, I still can't shake that phrase after spending a few months with Senator McAnonymous), BOTUS and I have some exciting news to announce! Today, Madame surpassed 100,000 Twitter followers. Poor Mittens Pomade, The Minnesota Mullet, and Aw Schucksabee! They are at the 4 or 5 digit level in followers. Poor boys! They can't hold a tweet to Madame! She's even surpassed the infamous Meghan McTwit! OMG! We still haven't quite made it to the number of followers that Madame had back in the day when she was governor with a different Twitter account, but we'll get there.

Stand Up for Monochromatic Sea Mammals!

Madame and I posted another "Face-Palm" today to support the Navy Seals who are supporting us and who have been improperly brought to trial as well as call out the Great Opologizer on other dumb decisions. She is ever the commandress-in-chief. Poor Tingles Matthews is probably all wee-weed up at Madame's "monochromaticness". Why support only one color of seals? VP Biden probably wants to know why she support seals when she shoots wolves from a helicopter? The Softy Southpaws are so confused and so wrong.

I think it can best be summarized in this way:

Madame: Stand Up for Our Navy Seals who Stand Up for Us.

Pukelosi: Stand Up and Act Like a Seal:

Are We Going Roguer?

Well, it looks like I'm going to be hit with a whole slew of word documents soon! Madame is ready to write her next book, and it will, "include selections from classic and contemporary readings that have inspired her, as well as portraits of some of the extraordinary men and women she admires and who embody her love of country, faith, and family". Awesomeness. I better do some cleaning up so the hard drive has room. All you fellow rogues, you'd better get the "Hooked on Phonics" out again. Remember, as Sarah fans, you can't even read.

Oh, and I must update you. Madame indeed did win the 2012 Nielsen caucus last night. Poor Mittens!

'Cuda's Comedy with the Chin!

Today was a wonderful day for Madame and the kids! First, Madame appeared on the Chin's show, which taped in the afternoon! In case you haven't figured it out, Madame is quite funny. She even did a monologue poking fun at Congress and VP Hair Plugs. However, ever the sneaky one, Madame used her time talking with the Chin to talk up her "palm platform" of energy, cutting taxes, and lifting America's spirits! You can catch her appearance here. I kept an eye on twitter, and although Mittens Pomade was on the Pervy One's show at the same time, Madame was the trending topic! She wins the first Web 2.0 2012 primary!

You also must watch this behind-the-scenes segment where Madame speaks about my life's work at the beginning. It moved me!



We also got to check out American Idol! Finally, I would be re-miss if I didn't give a shout out to Governor Perry who won the Texas gubernatorial primary today! Yeehaw!

All Is Quiet on the Last Frontier

Madame and I have been pretty quiet over the last few days. I don't know if this is the calm before the storm, or what's going on? However, Madame will be on the Chin's show tomorrow. It should be a lot of laughs, a lot more laughs than on CBS. Mittens Pomade will be on the Pervy One's show tomorrow at the same time. Copy cat! That's OK though; I have a feeling that the ratings will serve to be a predictor of the 2012 primaries. I feel so bad for Mitt. As always, a JPEG can say a lot. Take a look at the one below. Who is reaching out to and connecting with voters more? I rest my case.