Romney 2012!

I have some news for all of you loyal LOTUS readers. I have taken a new job with Mitt Romney's 2012 campaign. Why shouldn't I? He's going to be the next president, right? I will get connect with his more than a quarter million Facebook fans and almost 10,000 Twitter followers! I can't wait! Plus, the President said the other day that Mitt's health care plan in Massachusetts is just like Obamacare, which means he has had a lot of success! He will be so much fun to work with! I just hope he doesn't touch his hair a lot when he types; I don't want to get my keys greasy! However, he is just so smart and sophisticated! He will make an excellent President!





Of course, I'm just joking! Happy Joe Biden day to you all!

A Village in Delaware Is Missing Its Idiot

Vice President Hair Plugs opened his mouth today and inserted his foot yet again today while campaigning for Bill Owens, the Democratic nominee for the Congressional seat in the 23rd District.



The way that Hair Plugs was talking you would have thought it was 2008 rather than 2009, but he seems to get his times mixed up. He took a shot a Madame on energy, especially "drill, baby, drill". He condescendingly stated that energy policy was more "complicated" than that. Yes, maybe for you, Mr.VP, you probably think "drill" is a 6 letter word. You don't lie about Madame's stance on energy and expect to get away with it! Madame went straight to Facebook, and we went to work. She reminded him that she believes in an all-of-the-above approach. I guess Hair Plugs wasn't paying attention to Madame when she beat him in the debate last year. Madame even pointed out that Hair Plugs voted against an Alaskan pipeline bill back in 1973, when Madame was just 9. Say it ain't so, Joe! Madame is used to taking on Joe the Gaffer!

Just like yesterday, Madame closed with some sarcasm (Yes!): "There’s one way to tell Vice President Biden that we’re tired of folks in Washington distorting our message and hampering our nation’s progress: Hoffman, Baby, Hoffman! "

Gotta love when Madame couples sarcasm with support for a strong conservative candidate!

Vice President Hair Plugs!

Yesterday, Vice President Joe Biden, or as I like to call him, Vice President Hair Plugs, declared that he was, in a way, acting as President while the Great Opologizer was on vacation. He even took the time to say that he tried to call Madame when she was governor, but they hadn't ever connect.

Now, I met Hair Plugs after Madame beat him in the VP debate last October. Hair Plugs seems like a nice enough guy, but sometimes his hard drive seems to be a few gigabytes shy of fully functional. God love him, though.

Case in point, another thing that he said yesterday was that the stimulus package was working better than was expected. If that is the case, why did unemployment reach 9.7% in August, the highest level in 26 years? Say it ain't so, Joe! If the stimulus is working, why aren't the American people working? Isn't it about that 3 character word-J-O-B-S? No, that isn't a typo, Hair Plugs thinks it's a 3 letter word, but what do you expect from someone who thinks the government needs to spend money prevent bankruptcy? Gee, and people were so worried what would happen if Madame had become Vice President.

One of my favorite moments that I got to witness when I was traveling with Madame on the campaign trail was when she sarcastically (I love her sarcasm!) took on Hair Plugs the Gaffer: