Oops, I forgot to play TV Guide

Oh my! I forgot to update y'all (I'm practicing for when we go to Texas next month) about two TV programs that were on yesterday. Madame posted about these on Facebook. I hope you will accept my apology, but if not, I'm willing to go on apology tour to apology to you all personally. TOTUS told me how such a tour is done.

First, Madame and Bristol went on Okra's show to talk about Madame's new gig, and Bristol spoke about her pledge to wait to have sex again until she got married. Despite Okra's pushiness, rudeness, and complete shock, Bristol stood her ground and Madame was a good mama grizzly.

Madame also posted about Uncle Glenn's show that was supposed to be a real eye opener.

We even posted a nice educational video about the economic principle of moral hazard.

I feel I should add another jpeg comparison as part of this post. Madame's hairstyle on Okra's show yesterday was quite similar to Piper's hair on Babs Walters' show during the book tour.

Caution! Liberal Heads Exploding!

Glenn Beck doing his Charlie Gibson impersonation (I think)

Madame made her second appearance as a Fox News analyst by going in Glenn Beck's show! I don't know if any liberals were watching, but if they did, their heads probably exploded. Madame and Glenn alone make liberals' heads spin, but when they started talking about faith and God and politicians, man, that had to make some liberals heads explode! They even teased about hosting SNL. Wouldn't that be a hoot? I'd love to see Madame's impression of Tiny Fea!

I think Madame enjoyed, but I think poor Glenn was sick! Poor guy! You can check out the full video here.

I found out today, though, that I might be getting a lot busier here soon because Madame said in an interview today that she was going to write another book! Everyone knows that Madame knows energy better than Nancy Pukelosi knows botox, so I wonder if that what she's going to write about? Of course, Madame could go rogue and write about something else: America's greatness, free market principles, the importance of honoring our military. All I can say is I've now adjusted to the 4 hour time difference between Alaska and New York, and I'm ready to go!