Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Take Me out to the Ballgame: Obama Style

Tonight is the first game of the World Series between the Phillies and the Yankees. I'm not sure who Madame is cheering for, but I'm cheering for the Phillies. I think the designated hitter is for wimps.

I had a conversation with TOTUS tonight, and he told me that the Great Opologizer has his own special version of "Take Me out to the Ballgame" that he sings during the seventh inning stretch when he watches a game. Here are the lyrics:

Take me out to the ballgame.
Write about me Maureen Dowd.
I don't like bitter clinging rednecks.
I don't care if I ever use facts.
For I don't root for the "home team".
If they don't win, there's no shame.
For its 1,2,3 times a day I say Bush is to blame!



Now don't tell Madame that these are the President's lyrics. She won't be too happy. Now, final question: who would you rather have on your team?



5 comments:

Bill589 said...

Have you noticed she' a Righty and he's a Lefty?

Bill589 said...

I meant: Have you noticed she's a Righty and he's a Lefty?

Recovered Democrat said...

I've noticed he's not very athletic.

ladydawnelle said...

ya know it just makes me cry almost

I loved playing ball when I was in my teens and 20's (Played on a few teams, mostly from work) I was a bad AZZ left handed 3rd baseman that could (can) bat left or right and catch left or right handed

throw too but throw FARTHER left handed
when ever I see that photo of her I just WISH TO GOD I was younger and could play a game with her and some other GAL pals! THOSE were the days! LOVE IT!

Irma said...

The way you posted the pictures, it looks like Sarah is ready to KNOCK some SENSE into obama with that baseball. :D
obama looks like he is getting ready to toss the ball to the dog, maybe he thought he was playing fetch. :D