Wednesday, March 31, 2010

President Obama Dithers on Drilling!

We went a bit rogue today and wrote a piece for the National Review Online instead of on Facebook. I love it when we mix it up a bit! It means I get to use a different font!

The Great Opologizer stated today that he was going to expand off-shore drilling. Of course, he is choosing to not drill in parts of Alaska. Hmm...

You know that wasn't going to sit well with Madame. Energy independence is like her 6th child! She went to work highlighting the softy southpaws tactics of trying to garner support for cap and tax due to this decision. However, for the Great Opologizer, his tactics weren't "drill, baby, drill" but "stall, baby, stall"! Stall, baby, stall is a lot like his war strategy--ditherer-in-chief!

Madame also spent some time highlighting her record, which is always awesome. Also, she reminded us that this is about jobs. Less drilling, fewer jobs!

Madame also said that she was going to speak about this next week in New Orleans! Yes, we cajun!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Put Sanctions on Imanutjob!

With the unfortunate passage of Obamacare last week, Madame's decided to shift gears this week by focusing on endorsements, holidays, and today, foreign policy!

For those softy southpaws who want to claim that Madame is inciting violence, take a look at this post. Madame is calling for peace, but perhaps much like the Great Communicator, she is calling for peace through strength. In this case, strength means tough sanctions on the Iranian leader, Imanutjob, who is still engaging in nuclear development.

Madame, who truly understand the importance of our ally, Israel, has also called for the Great Opologizer to not concede to the Palestinians while ignoring the Israelis, but instead to stand with our ally. She also calls all of us to pray! What?! The softy southpaws won't like that!

The Palin doctrine is on full display again: stand with our allies; don't sit with our enemies.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Endorsements and Holiday Wishes from the Commandress-in-Chief

Madame had another two fold Facebook posting today. First, as Commandress-in-Chief in waiting she announced the endorsements of three American heroes who are running for Congress: Lieutenant Allen West (FL-22), Captain Adam Kinzinger (IL-11), and Major Vaughn Ward (ID-1). You know how much American veterans mean to Madame. After all, she took a lot of heat for endorsing Senator McAnonymous from those who may not understand the virtue of Madame's loyalty, in spite of McAnonymous's RINOish ways.

However, she had another objective with these endorsements, "to remove the gavel from Nancy Pelosi’s grip". I wanted her to type "Pukelosi", but she wouldn't go for it. She's far more charitable than I.

Madame also took the time today to wish the Jewish community a happy Passover. This is especially good since our current President seems to have little regard for Israel.

I say, why can't she be commandress-in-chief now?

Sunday, March 28, 2010

1667 Dozen People in Searchlight!

Oops, and I thought we were done for the day, but Madame had other things in mind. She had an awesome time in Searchlight yesterday. She gave a big thumbs up to the event. I think she had a great time tea-ing it up in Harry Reid's backyard!

Madame even shared some pictures from the event:

CNN said that there were dozens of people at the event, but even another LSM outlet, Politico, said there were 20,000 people there. Well, CNN, I guess you're right; there were 1667 dozen people there!

The key line though: "We’re ready for a fundamental transformation of Washington – no need for their desired “fundamental transformation of America.”

Amen, Madame, Amen.

Will the LSM Even Understand Sarcasm-Laced Sports Analogies?

Madame managed to provided the perfect balance of serious sanctity and snarky sarcasm today. As today is Palm Sunday, Madame and BOTUS provided a nice tweet honoring our Savior. As the media has been all up in arms (pun intended) claiming that Madame is inciting violence, Madame put the proverbial smack down on the media today with a Facebook post using "violence inciting" satire. It's just to good to not do the ol' copy and paste:
March Madness battles rage! My family and I join millions of Americans enjoying college basketball’s finest through March Madness. Underdogs always get my vote as we watch intense competition bring out the best in these accomplished teams.

The Final Four is an intense, contested series (kind of like a heated, competitive primary election), so best of luck to all teams, and watch for this principle lived out: the team that wins is the team that wants it more.

To the teams that desire making it this far next year: Gear up! In the battle, set your sights on next season’s targets! From the shot across the bow – the first second’s tip-off – your leaders will be in the enemy’s crosshairs, so you must execute strong defensive tactics. You won’t win only playing defense, so get on offense! The crossfire is intense, so penetrate through enemy territory by bombing through the press, and use your strong weapons – your Big Guns – to drive to the hole. Shoot with accuracy; aim high and remember it takes blood, sweat and tears to win.

Focus on the goal and fight for it. If the gate is closed, go over the fence. If the fence is too high, pole vault in. If that doesn’t work, parachute in. If the other side tries to push back, your attitude should be “go for it.” Get in their faces and argue with them. (Sound familiar?!) Every possession is a battle; you’ll only win the war if you’ve picked your battles wisely. No matter how tough it gets, never retreat, instead RELOAD!

- Sarah Palin

The sarcasm in this piece had me laughing so hard that I was rolling. It made it very difficult for Madame to type.

Time will tell if the softy southpaws and their pals in the media even understand this post. After all, Madame used sarcasm and political sports analogies, both are things that liberals never seem to get. Right, Anderson Cooper?

However, perhaps they have forgotten that Pukelosi used the pole vaulting/parachuting analogy, and the Great Opologizer told people to get in other people's faces. double standard?

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Is It 2008, 2010, or 2012?

Time to catch my breath! Madame has been quite busy the past two days, so let me embed some video for you to see what we've been up to. It was like it 2008 all over again with Madame campaigning for Senator McAnonymous yesterday and today. She shines on the stump and does an especially good job of calling out the hecklers:

Let me say that she also did an excellent job in Senator "I don't" Reid "the bills" backyard, speaking in Nevada today. It almost seemed like she was on the 2012 campaign stump. Hmm. BOTUS chimed in on how well things went.

From my perspective as LOTUS, with all of the work that we have done over the past several months especially using Facebook, let me say that I'm very excited to see that we have reached a milestone. Madame now has more than 1.5 million Facebook friends! Not bad for someone whom the Left deems as an irrelevant quitter.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Attack of the Arctic "Cross Hare"

An Arctic "Cross Hare"

Well, the LSM and softy southpaws is all up in arms (pun intended) about Madame's Facebook post from yesterday where she put crosshairs on Congressional districts that she was targeting for conservatives to win back from Softy Southpaws who voted for Obamacare. These people are getting wee-weed up for no reason. She was simply saying that she was aiming, completely non-violently, at districts to help conservatives take back Congress. However, they claimed she was inciting violence. I've dug up a JPEG for your consideration as to whether or not they are inciting violence:

The President is shooting a basketball.
Is he inciting violence?

Also, Mittens Pomade's book made the top of the best sellers' list. However, if you check out the link, you can see that his book title has a dagger next to it because he sold his book in bulk; Madame didn't need to do this to make her book reach number one. Was Mittens inciting violence because of the daggers?

I don't get what's up with the LSM. Madame would never incite or condone violence, as you can see on her appearance on Uncle Glenn's show last week. Madame said violence is not the answer, voting is. Gee, and what was she asking people to do when targeting these districts? Vote!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Sarah the Community Organizer?

When Madame was on Hannity's show last night, she talked about how she wasn't said about the Obamacare vote last night, she was energized for the 2010 elections! However, when she started typing the title for today's post, I was shocked at the use of the word "organized"! However, she didn't mean it like the Great Opologizer meant it, she meant it's time to get focused on the 2010 elections. Madame is quite the shooter, whether she's on the basketball court or out hunting. Well, it became quite apparent that she has a whole slew of new targets for November: all of the softy southpaws who voted for Obamacare who represented districts that Senator McAnonymous and Madame won in 2008. Madame may have been re-loading after she resigned, but let me tell you, she is unloading now! See her targets below. Before the LSM has a cow, there are no targets in Alaska or Hawaii, so don't go claiming that Madame doesn't know how many states there are. The President on the other hand...

Monday, March 22, 2010

Remember in November!

As I had CSPAN's webpage pulled up last night and I watched in disappointment as the votes were being tallied, I knew that I would have to rest up last night. Madame would have some words to type out about the passage of this bill against the will of the people. Of course, Madame called out some of the bad things things in the bill, not all of the bad things though. That would be too long of a post! Although, not by name, Madame called out Bart Stupid about caving on abortion funding. She called out the corruption and shady accounting. Madame also stated that we will remember November. Darn right, Madame. I already have election day marked on my Outlook calendar, and BOTUS has the date on her calendar.

Ever the optimist, Madame closed with this:

This is just the beginning of our efforts to take back our country. Consider yesterday’s vote a clarion call and a spur to action. We will not let America sink into further debt without a fight. We will not abandon the American dream to government dependency, fewer freedoms and less opportunity. Change is made at the ballot box. If we work together, we can renew our optimistic pioneering spirit, revive our economy, and restore constitutional limits.

I have to say that Madame kicked some serious donkey and RINO tail on O'Ego's show last night. Check it out. She was pretty darn fired up on Hannity tonight also. See here. Be forewarned though, in this appearance, Madame said about Bart Stupid, "Give us a break, Bart. You caved, man; you caved". The LSM tomorrow will likely claimed that she called Stupid a caveman!

Friday, March 19, 2010

Use Your BOTUS and LOTUS to Contact Congress!

Madame made a plea today for any and all Americans to go to Washington for a rally Saturday to Kill the Bill! Madame even left some links to e-mail and call Congress to let your voice be heard! That's right; get out your own LOTUSes and write e-mails! Take out your BOTUSes and call!

No transformation of America! No additional governmental control! Come on, rogues! Let's stop this thing!

On a happier note, Madame and First Dude's little Piper turned nine today! Happy birthday, Kiddo!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Is America about to Get Oui-ouied up?

Madame appeared on Hannity and Uncle Glenn's show over the past few days. She, of course, did a magnificent job talking about the shadiness of Pukelosi and the unconstitutionality that our Congressional leaders are engaging in, including the Slaughter (the Constitution) rule that was invoked today. Madame was not her usual happy warrior self, however; though she remains steady in hopeful. Sadly, it seems that perhaps we may become more like the French speaking countries of Canada or France where our health care systems including long waits, rationing, etc.. Perhaps, America is about to get oui-ouied up. This is not good!

As an editorial note from the LOTUS blogger, please take some time to pray for our country. It seems as if our Congressional leaders are straying from the blueprint of our nation--the Constitution. While it should not take such drastic measures as we may potentially be facing to turn to God, we never the less should petition God that He would strengthen us and that He would give our leaders wisdom.

Also, we can continue to be vigilant on a different plan. Check out the the following links to contact Congress and make your voice be heard:

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Stand with Our Allies, not Sit with our Enemies!

OK, BOTUS and I are ready for some serious hibernation after today, especially BOTUS. She was busy tweeting trying to rally the troops, you all, about the craziness surrounding the health care reform bill. I even got to be in on the action, with one Tweet and posting a link on Facebook.

Madame was able to multitask today. In addition to addressing the health care bill, Madame decided to call out the Great Opologizer on his recent missteps with Israel. We went a bit rogue with this statement by first releasing it to the MSM prior to posting it on Facebook.

The first paragraph was Thatcheresque: "I seem to smell the stench of appeasement in the air". Madame indeed sensed such a stench. That is why she called the President out on his handling of some of our enemies. She spent the last few paragraphs highlighting Obama's missteps on our ally, Israel, specifically. Madame called for the President to hit the reset button on Israel. Believe me, us electronics know all about reset buttons; they change everything!

So perhaps Madame is establishing her very own foreign policy doctrine: stand with our allies, not sit with our enemies!

As a side note, a very talented lady has created an excellent photo edit representing Governor Palin's call on Sunday to Kill the Bill (complete with nightstick).

Not authorized by SarahPac or Governor Palin.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Declaration of Energy Independence

Well, Madame's one of the few out their who has the energy to write about energy independence while also taking time to encourage Americans to continue to fight to "Kill the Bill". When the Great Opologizer calls for a ban on offshore drilling, you know that Madame is going to unleash the pit bull inside of her. Madame referenced her earlier post about the Obama administration sending money for offshore drilling in Brazil. That was a fun one; I also had fun with my post back in the day.

Madame made this all about jobs though. That's a 3 letter word,right VP Hair Plugs? Madame suggested showed some research that more than 1 million jobs could be created if the ban on offshore drilling. Wow. The Great Opologizer needs to know that you don't need to spend nearly a billion dollars to "save/create" jobs. I still can't figure out how millions of jobs can be created or saved if the unemployment rate is still hovering about 10%. The White House computers must have a corrupted version of excel.

Madame called the President to listen to the America. You would think that with his ears, that would be able to listen to the America people. Sigh. However, as always, Madame ends with optimism. She doesn't right "lifting American spirits" on her hand for nothing:
America, we must resolve to stay engaged in what our politicians are doing. Don’t get tired and give up. All political power is inherent in the people. America can only be transformed into something unrecognizable if we get so tired that we give up our political power and close our eyes to what is going on. Find the energy to stand for what you know is right, including supporting leaders who don’t engage in energy policy doublespeak.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Will Spine Stiffening Be Covered under Obamacare?

Things are getting quite serious, so Madame and I went to work on a Facebook post to call for Americans to ask Congress to kill the bill! That's right, folks, kill the bill! The softy southpaws seem to think that the bill should kill the babies though, as the bill stands now to cover abortions. Not only that, they want to use, as Madame would say, a "back@$$word" way to get this bill through. This is known as the Slaughter rule, which is an apt name for it, as that is what they want to do to the Constitution.

Madame also posted a link, which I always love, to a petition to kill the bill. This petition was initiated by Madame's P.I.C., Michele Bachmann. Also, you can use your very own LOTUS, BOTUS, or DOTUS (desktop) to e-mail your Congressional "leaders" to tell them what you really think about the bill.

To answer the questioned posed in the title, no! So stiffen your spine now, and contact your representatives!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Another One Bites the Dust!

One of the crazies was slapped down today by a judge. Andree McLeod, who you might know better as the Falafel Lady or the Cleavage Czar in Going Rogue, has tried multiple times to try to get a judge to rule that Madame shouldn't have used a personal e-mail account for work. Hey, Madame used both BOTUS and me for such business, and Madame did business well and did it ethically! This lady will likely be at it again, but in the mean time, I'd like to dedicate a song to the Falafel Lady:

Stop frivolously complaining, lady!

Monday, March 8, 2010

Sarah's Socialist Sandwich

I've just returned from the bowels of the internet, and I'm feeling quite icky! I need to do a virus scan STAT! Apparently, the HuffPo has been running a story about Madame's speech in Canada on Saturday (click on the link at your own risk). They claim that since the Heaths went to Canada so that Madame's brother could receive treatment for a burn, that must mean that Madame supports socialized medicine. The LSM has really lost it now. In summary, Madame is smart, but she didn't have political opinions on health care policy when she was a young child. Also, her brother couldn't have received socialized health care because it didn't exist at that time in Canada, and when it did exist, it was only available to residents. Geesh!

However, I must say that I could very easily write a piece for the HuffPo using a JPEG of a cute, young Sarah eating a sandwich that I have saved on my hard drive . I don't want to give the crazies any ideas, but I think I'd like to pose as a HuffPo "journalist" for a moment:

Apparently, not only did the Heath family utilize universal health care from Canada, they also received government rationed food from the USSR. As you can see in the picture below, a young Sarah Heath is eating a sandwich. But that's not just any sandwich. That bread came from the USSR. Since you can see the USSR from anywhere in Alaska, it must take no time to travel there. So, the Heath family, rather than go to the store or bake their own bread, went to the USSR to stand in line for hours and hours to get their government rationed loaf of bread all so little Sarah could eat this sandwich.

Wow. I feel so dirty stooping so low and lying so much. Shame on me for even pretending.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Sarah's Twitter Triumph

Well, my friends (sorry, I still can't shake that phrase after spending a few months with Senator McAnonymous), BOTUS and I have some exciting news to announce! Today, Madame surpassed 100,000 Twitter followers. Poor Mittens Pomade, The Minnesota Mullet, and Aw Schucksabee! They are at the 4 or 5 digit level in followers. Poor boys! They can't hold a tweet to Madame! She's even surpassed the infamous Meghan McTwit! OMG! We still haven't quite made it to the number of followers that Madame had back in the day when she was governor with a different Twitter account, but we'll get there.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Stand Up for Monochromatic Sea Mammals!

Madame and I posted another "Face-Palm" today to support the Navy Seals who are supporting us and who have been improperly brought to trial as well as call out the Great Opologizer on other dumb decisions. She is ever the commandress-in-chief. Poor Tingles Matthews is probably all wee-weed up at Madame's "monochromaticness". Why support only one color of seals? VP Biden probably wants to know why she support seals when she shoots wolves from a helicopter? The Softy Southpaws are so confused and so wrong.

I think it can best be summarized in this way:

Madame: Stand Up for Our Navy Seals who Stand Up for Us.

Pukelosi: Stand Up and Act Like a Seal:

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Are We Going Roguer?

Well, it looks like I'm going to be hit with a whole slew of word documents soon! Madame is ready to write her next book, and it will, "include selections from classic and contemporary readings that have inspired her, as well as portraits of some of the extraordinary men and women she admires and who embody her love of country, faith, and family". Awesomeness. I better do some cleaning up so the hard drive has room. All you fellow rogues, you'd better get the "Hooked on Phonics" out again. Remember, as Sarah fans, you can't even read.

Oh, and I must update you. Madame indeed did win the 2012 Nielsen caucus last night. Poor Mittens!

'Cuda's Comedy with the Chin!

Today was a wonderful day for Madame and the kids! First, Madame appeared on the Chin's show, which taped in the afternoon! In case you haven't figured it out, Madame is quite funny. She even did a monologue poking fun at Congress and VP Hair Plugs. However, ever the sneaky one, Madame used her time talking with the Chin to talk up her "palm platform" of energy, cutting taxes, and lifting America's spirits! You can catch her appearance here. I kept an eye on twitter, and although Mittens Pomade was on the Pervy One's show at the same time, Madame was the trending topic! She wins the first Web 2.0 2012 primary!

You also must watch this behind-the-scenes segment where Madame speaks about my life's work at the beginning. It moved me!

We also got to check out American Idol! Finally, I would be re-miss if I didn't give a shout out to Governor Perry who won the Texas gubernatorial primary today! Yeehaw!

Monday, March 1, 2010

All Is Quiet on the Last Frontier

Madame and I have been pretty quiet over the last few days. I don't know if this is the calm before the storm, or what's going on? However, Madame will be on the Chin's show tomorrow. It should be a lot of laughs, a lot more laughs than on CBS. Mittens Pomade will be on the Pervy One's show tomorrow at the same time. Copy cat! That's OK though; I have a feeling that the ratings will serve to be a predictor of the 2012 primaries. I feel so bad for Mitt. As always, a JPEG can say a lot. Take a look at the one below. Who is reaching out to and connecting with voters more? I rest my case.